Thursday, April 30, 2009

OMG - Zombism!

Read it here:

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”


The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

5 comments:

Sadie said...

i was totally thinking of zombie pigs earlier today!

related side note: great time to watch "I am Legend" or Stephen King's "The Stand."

G said...

The issues with one's mother are never, it seems, totally resolved...

Justin B. said...

Holy crap. This is getting more and more ridiculous. I hate that weird/neat things like zombism is happening bc now it's just giving it more attention.

I guess if I were a "real" American I would be blaming terriorism, or the French, like my Grandma.

Anonymous said...

That's it. This has gone way too far. I'm starting a zombie killing task force. Who wants to join up and take out zombies?

Chris Barbee

Anonymous said...

Ok. So, anyone for colonizing space? I mean we can stay here and eat eachother or fly to space and hope the little green men won't find us appetizing. After all, we are a bony race...

Sam Pace