You asked for them . . . and here they are! (I don't know who comes up with these things)UPDATED: ADDED CHARLES HENRY AWARD
To the non-choir member reader of this blog: these awards are all inside jokes among the choir. (stating the obvious, I know) To the choir: if you'd rather your award not be public information, just let me know and I'll remove it immediately.
Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Gap Underwear Model
Evan Long
Hendricks-Webster Dictionary Award
Maggie Hendricks
Anything You Can Sing, I Can Sing Louder
Maggie Hendricks
I Found True Love In the UAB Choir . . . . Twice
Delia Charest
I'm Trustworthy Just . . . . Ask Nick
Charles Henry
Kevin A. Beck Straight-Tone Award
Wes Edgar
Coulda Woulda Shoulda Award . . . What Happens in Paris Stays in Paris, You Dummy
Clay Rector
Most Friendly While Inebriated
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Least Likely To Tell Her Husband the Whole Story
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“You Wouldn’t Believe It But I’m Engaged” Award
Lindsey Woolley
Mr. Clean/Dr. Ray Award
David Berg
Don Juan Award
Chris Carter
The Other White Meat Award
Kristina Banks
LuxAurumqueOnlyMySole’ Award
Erin Pair
Je Mon Ivre Des Souvenier . . Hooked Up With Chris His Freshmen Year Award . . . Sarah Labriola
“Yes, I’m a Home Schooled Catholic . . . Bite Me” Award
Leah Hains
I’m obviously attracted to **** but I Stand By My Man Award
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(Some names have been hidden to protect the health of this blog author)
Megan Ramsey
“I’m Really a Dancer at the Moulin Rouge” Award
Meghan Granlund
Best Interpretation of a French Piece Award
Katie Movelle
“I’m Hot and Five Dollars Richer” Award
Katie Fussel
The M. Hendricks “Tell It Like It Is” Award
Rachel Hicks
The “Wayfarin’ Stranger” Award
Carlee Jackson
For His dramatic demonstration of hurdling abilities, the “Future Olympic Star” Award goes to:
Linc Parrott
For following in his exact footsteps, the “Daniel R. Carlisle Memorial Award” goes to:
Linc Parrott
The Personality Transformation Via Inebriation in a Foreign Land Award:
Josh Noland
Jennifer Scively
"Blazer Glitz and Glamour Beautiful Face" Award
Linc Parrott
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International Diplomacy
Wes Edgar
Carlee Jackson
“She’s Got the Worst Thing In Her Hair” (sung to the tune of “He’s Got the Whole Thing In His Hands”) Award:
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The “We’re Just Friends” Award
Anthony and Jessie
Anthony and Lindsey
Jessie and Lindsey
Meghan and David
Katie Movelle and Chris Reid
Charles and Delia (in 2004)
Sarah and Erin
Kevin’s Trail of Tears Award
Maggie Hendricks
Maggie Hendricks
Second Tenor Section of the Salt Lake City Choir
Foreign Legion Award
Waylon Hinkle
The “I’ll Sing Loud When I Have a Solo” Award
Jonathan McNeil
The “Peed in My Pants Like A Crazy Person” Award
Jon Hood
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Andrew Granlund
Non Persona A Mexicana Award
Holly Sawardecker
The “Dr. Copeland Is OK After All” Award
Deborah Anderson
The “What’s That Bottle In Your Bookbag” Award
Patrick Williams
The Jos. A. Banks Tuxedo Award
Josh Noland
Andrew Granlund
Best Use of Trip T-Shirt
Anthony Concepcione
Most Likely to Make Out In Presence of a Father Figure
Patrick Williams
Holly Sawardecker
Most Likely To Communicate by Grunting
Rebekah Smith
7 comments:
The spirit of UAB is back and it is truly great...toilet paper awards are what makes the end of the year fun...I hope you guys will help Dr. Copeland more next year because these things are great for a laugh...I mean The Trail of Tears award...come on its classic...anyhow those are great and hopefully everyone knows they are just for a good laugh...later
hey what about charles's award....
ahem.
when did i receive that second award? I don't think you're allowed to add after the speech :oP
I'm not sure why that award wasn't read that night, Katie! It was on the original list. Perhaps I edited as I read it that night. Shall I remove?
hey copeland...what happened to my award??
haha, nope. no need to remove, i don't actually care. you guys are all nuts, though! happy birthday to the girls :) sorry I didn't get a card in the mail, I'm such a slacker in the summer!
much <3
oh dear GOD!!! I am around people who are way stranger than I am!!! WOW!!! i didn't now such Soap-Operatic things were occuring in my own choir!!!! OH, how my view of you all have changed. iask pardon now for the slight glances and snickers that may result from my reading of this post.
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